My virgin eyes!!!

me and my officemates organized a bridal shower for another officemate who would be FINALLY getting married this friday. of course, we were all very much excited because, like any other bridal shower, we would be hiring a male entertainer, a macho dancer, a gigolo.

an hour before the shower (which was after a stressful day at work), we were informed that our entertainer wasn't 100% sure. tantantanan...TARANTALENTS! Panic mode ang organizer...yours truly! he was supposed to be the highlight of the night. even mother contributed to the pot for us to have one for the shower.

we searched high and low, far and wide to get one for a measly P2000. (well, that was all we got. we ain't spanking rich ya know?) it was so damn hard to catch one since it was a last minute booking.

thank uh...God?!? for mutya...she was able to snag one at P3000. (mother pitched in another 1k). but of course, you can't have it all. the guy wasn't good looking at all...imagine: construction worker....burnt to a crisp, tattoes all over, with matching white sando and pekpek shorts and sandal bida rubber slippers.

once he started gyrating his body, all of us girls (and gays!) started shrieking in...im not sure if it was disgust or shock. hehehe! oh god! at first it seemed exciting (take note: exciting DAW!) ngunit subalit datapwat when it's there, right in front of your face...susuko ka sister!

good thing that i wasn't the one who was getting married and who was the being seduced by the hired help. he grabbed lorie's hands and started to let it trace his torso going down...down...down...there was even a part were he was grinding against her. shit! kakakilabot man!

yes, by the way peeps, he went all the way. he took off his sando, then his pekpek shorts and then his black thong. whoopsidoo! he was gyrating butt naked. no pun intended. and yes, he grinded (uh, ground?) against lorie without his underwear! imagine that!

damn. brrr...sends shivers down my spine just recalling what happened.

yikes!

pls friends, when i get married, just get my fiance to dance for me...or maybe get a good looking macho dancer ;p pero ha, pls, no touching...lalo na grinding! hahahaha!